October 1st, 2008


animal cruelty...

I received this in an email this morning and thought it was great and wanted to share it. Enjoy!

 Authorities arrested Alabama head coach Nick Saban in the predawn hours Monday at his home in Tuscaloosa on animal cruelty charges. Saban, 56, was charged with 85 counts of animal cruelty in an alleged attack which occurred Saturday night in Athens, Georgia. Police said that as many as 92,138 witnesses saw Saban and a large group of violent young men under his control hit, kick, crush, and destroy a large pack of mostly-docile bulldogs. One officer was quoted as saying, "I haven't seen bulldogs treated this badly since the Micheal Vick case."


another joke

From another email received today

Four football fans climb a mountain - a Tennessee fan, an Georgia fan, a Alabama fan & an Auburn fan. They argued all the way up the mountain about who was the most "die hard" fan. When they reached the top, the UT fan proclaimed to the other three, "This is for the Vols!" and threw himself off the mountain as a sacrifice, screaming "Rocky Top" as he fell to his death. Not to be out done by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and shouted, "Go Dogs--Sic'em!" and threw himself off the mountain yelling, "Glory Glory to Old Georgia" as he fell to his death.

Refusing to be outdone by UT and UGA fans, the Alabama fan jumped to his feet and yelled, "THIS IS FOR THE TIDE!" and without any hesitation pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting, "Fly you damn war eagle, Fly!"